there is a certain story on the bestseller lists that mirrors this story and I was a classmate of theirs and while I am happy for their success because it took the world far to long to acknowledge their talents (in another creative field), I just wish they would answer my dms. lol (Also doing everything I can, which right now isn't a lot, to get ahead in my field, which I probably will never write a best seller and not sure I even want to.)
Thank you for this. For going HARD (pun intended) and not stopping. Absolutely brilliant in capturing every obvious horrible romantasy trope AND the underlying bullshit river.
Ugh. Take my heart forever.
Also Ian Somerhalder I fucking choked and not in a good way.
only way this would have been better is if you have two barbie dolls and were smashing them together at the mouth going "now kiss. now kiss and f*ck and kiss and lick."
Thank you! I can now say that I liked straight romantasy for ever how brief a moment.
I hope you never forget it 💖 thank you, Steven!
there is a certain story on the bestseller lists that mirrors this story and I was a classmate of theirs and while I am happy for their success because it took the world far to long to acknowledge their talents (in another creative field), I just wish they would answer my dms. lol (Also doing everything I can, which right now isn't a lot, to get ahead in my field, which I probably will never write a best seller and not sure I even want to.)
Small world.
You don’t have to be a ‘bestseller’ to be successful. If they don’t respond, many other folks will!
I bet those cows are I for a surprise when they get home.
Sadly… these cows have seen worse.
Poor cows.
What did I just read?? *Check author's name* Oh. Okay.
😁😁😁 I’m honored, truly
I cannot. Even.
Thank you for this. For going HARD (pun intended) and not stopping. Absolutely brilliant in capturing every obvious horrible romantasy trope AND the underlying bullshit river.
Ugh. Take my heart forever.
Also Ian Somerhalder I fucking choked and not in a good way.
I wrote this a year ago as a joke for my partner, so I was a little nervous about how it would land lmao (clearly not nervous enough!)
But yeah… I remember feeling real pissed and concerned while I read a certain Maassively successful romantasy book….
Ahhhhh I knew it! I felt that same feeling when reading that same garbage book! *High five*
Best fiction I've read on Substack, I literally LOL'd several times. Thank you.
Wow! Thank YOU, Jo, for laughing along with me (:
You are simply masterful 😂
I hope to inspire millions with my words
Bahahaha Im gonna steal that weird lip graze move..
Oh totally, it’s described so well
“Excuse me while I titillate you by serving the authors purposes”
Gets em every time!
(; you’re welcome!
Moving to Zengland
🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
I missed the part in the Hero's Journey where he returns with the sword.
My kind of bad romance
😏😘
"It was the nicest thing anyone had ever said to her." - I have tears in my eyes. You nailed it. You absolutely nailed it.
Hehehe thank you, Kelly!
I’m applying for political asylum in Zengland.
Prepare yourself for pasties
Honestly I’m way more concerned about the thong.
They come with the boots, but the straps can stretch as far as one’s strength can take them
😬😬😬 and the bootstraps, I presume
Like…do they come with boots? Or is it just straps? I get so confused
I can smell the imitation vanilla scent from here.
You’re welcome!
only way this would have been better is if you have two barbie dolls and were smashing them together at the mouth going "now kiss. now kiss and f*ck and kiss and lick."
Missed opportunity. But there’s always next time…
Gollyyyy GEEE! 🤣 wow I needed that! 🤣
Hehe! Thanks for reading, Rebecca (:
“That was all she’d ever done: pull herself up by her bootstraps until she had a major wedgie,” was where you first made me cackle oh my goooood!
Those bootstraps go HIGH